Thursday, May 5, 2011

The Best and Worst Careers for MBAs in China



Meng Xing explains which MBA careers are golden in China, and which ones will leave you feeling like a failure. India sets off a land rush of American university satellite campuses. And find out why you’ve been emailing your Chinese friends using their last name.

We have Great Show today. China is taking over the world and India is hoping the world will take over them. The Split Internship, everyone is doing it.

Remember to subscribe to us on iTunes.

(1) Headlines: India invites colonization

Well, that’s a nice, refreshing change of pace

India has passed the foreign universities bill. Allowing, FOR THE FIRST TIME, foreign universities to grant degrees on Indian soil.

When asked for comment, the Dean of Wharton said:
[Both] Caching!

I think we’re basically looking at a land rush here.

Wharton isn’t going to miss out on THAT satellite campus opportunity.

My money say that Wharton is going to be the first school with boots on the ground over there.

Not so fast!
[briefcase that says Miro’s School of High Priced American Education]
I know after the show is over, I’ll be heading out there myself to claim a stake.

Sarcastic: What are we going to do with out you on the show.

I’m sure I’ll be out of business by next week’s show.

Oh, right. Because of the brand issue. It won’t make sense to open a school in India at India prices. It only makes sense if you can charge a premium.

And in a few years I think Indian Business School is going to run them all out of business . Within the decade, ISB will be competing for the best candidates in the world with top american schools.

No way! They need basic managers, not MBAs!

Exactly that’s what an MBA provides.

American MBA programs are where you go to get an elite job like Banking, Consulting, or Trading.

So you’re saying the MBA doesn’t actually train you to DO anything?

No, it teaches you the greatest American trick in the world: use other people’s money to make MORE money!

Dude, your next boss is going to be skypeing you from Bangalore.

http://www.coolavenues.com/b-schools/b-school-profiles/indias-business-school-faculty-crisis


(2) Interview

Name card: Xing Meng

1st year at Sloan. Born in China. Moved to US at 3.5yrs. Moved back to china at 6yrs. Moved back to US at 14yrs. Went to Berkeley for undergrad. Moved to Hong Kong at 21 to work at JP Morgan. Came back to Sloan at 24yrs.

(3) Jargon: Meng Xing.
Chinese names are written with the last name first.


(4) Business School Tip of the Week: Max 5
Don’t sign up for more than 5 different extracurricular activities at one time.

Remember to subscribe to our newsletter.

(5) What’s on your Radar?
Miro: A finance test, an accounting test, etc.
Tom: Mother’s Day
Xing: Skydiving

38 comments:

  1. you guys waste a lot of paper...not good for the environment..!!

    ReplyDelete
  2. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Great article and right to the point. I don't know if this is truly the best place to ask but do you folks have any idea where to employ some professional writers.
    Res Course

    ReplyDelete
  4. Great article!!! Huge and good job you did by sharing this post with us. Mumbai, popularly known as the financial capital of India, places a high premium on the MBA degree.Some of the country’s leading business schools are located in Mumbai which has also become an important zone for international business schools looking to set up centers or offshore campuses. These Top MBA Colleges in Mumbai are provides the best managerial skills to the students. And because of that the top MBA schools in Mumbai are always the first choice of the students. Thanks for sharing.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Having a very good schooling will help inspire an individual, so developing people robust adequate to look when by yourself in a granted declare with affairs. That keeps an individual mindful of your current provided adjoining additionally because the laws and also guidelines in the community you live in my best mate joining www.acoursefinder.com/courses/digital-marketing-and-social-media/ to get education. It is solely by means of information that you just may dilemma specialist because of its negligence as well as discrepancies. It's only subsequently that you will probably avail your current protection under the law to be a national as well as development in the constitutionnel performance involving governance and economy.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Quester is a Pakistan-based questioning answering website where people can ask questions and we try our best to provide them with the best answers. Anyone can ask any legit question in English or Roman Urdu and we provide answers in the same language format. www.quester.pk

    ReplyDelete
  7. This blog is so nice to me. I will continue to come here again and again. Visit my link as well. Good luck
    http://www.jualobataborsiherbal.com/ obat aborsi
    http://caramenggugurkankandungan.info/ cara menggugurkan kandungan
    http://www.jualobataborsiherbal.com/cara-menggugurkan-kandungan/ cara menggugurkan kandungan
    http://obataborsi59.com/ obat aborsi
    http://obataborsi59.com/cara-menggugurkan-kandungan-dengan-cepat-dan-aman/ cara menggugurkan kandungan
    http://obattelatdatangbulan.info/ obat telat datang bulan
    http://klinikobataborsi.com/ jual obat aborsi
    http://jualobatpenggugurkandungan.net/ obat penggugur kandungan
    http://tandatandakehamilan.net/ tanda tanda kehamilan
    http://tandatandakehamilan.net/cara-cepat-dan-selamat-menggugurkan-kandungan/ cara menggugurkan kandungan

    ReplyDelete